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Well I wrote my blog this morning on the last two days and how I had totally destroyed my own website and the hilarity of it all as I was trying to repair it and then made a eulogy to Red Auerbach which was rather nice, but unfortunately I didn’t check with John Kerry {from this point on referred to as “the Peckerhead”} to make sure that he wasn’t going to do something infuriating first. This of course results in me having to take another hour out of my busy day to have to once and for all make a statement about what I think about John Kerry, and why. You can go back throughout all of my blogs {almost 400 long winded entry’s} and you will never see a single disparaging tirade about the Peckerhead, but enough is enough, and getting this off my chest once and for all will end it. Let me just tell you ahead of time that I managed to get through his statement about a year ago when he said “And there is no reason, Bob, that young American soldiers need to be going into the homes of Iraqis in the dead of night, terrorizing kids and children, you know, women,” but not without changing my policy on the Peckerhead from “Disagrees With” to “Dislikes Strongly.”

I can accept anyone making up stuff about the President {unfortunately} because I have accepted that he is a celebrity and bears the fruits of being a lightning rod to many. Denigrating and down right lying about American troops that are serving this country is NOT acceptable and never will be, especially when you were a year earlier a major party nominee to be president of the United States. Unfortunately as well my uncle who was a Vietnam Era veteran who retired from the Marines had already had this moment with the Peckerhead 3 decades before this when he sat in front of the senate foreign relations committee in 1971. His statements were bold and they were scathing of our government but were also laced with the collateral damage of insinuating that the soldiers in general were all a bunch of criminals, and there wasn’t a single POW in Vietnam at the time that didn’t have the words of that Peckerhead to thank for their own tortures increasing. Most of them were shown the tape before outright told to admit to the atrocities that he stated he saw personally or was witness to hearing the tales.

The most famous line of his speech went exactly like this “They told stories that at times they had personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Ghengis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of South Vietnam in addition to the normal ravage of war and the normal and very particular ravaging which is done by the applied bombing power of this country.” And to be totally honest with you it wasn’t until about 6 or 7 years ago that my own personal pursuit of truth had even brought me to learning anything about Vietnam as it was barely a part of my history being 36. I can see how that would be infuriating to soldiers who served in Vietnam considering that the Peckerhead’s 4 months in Vietnam was spent on a boat going up and down the rivers, and far more credible sources than his usually state that he caused more accidents than solved any. Two of his purple hearts were questionable at best and one has been refuted so many times that he caused the wounds shooting mortars at cliffs as they went by because they were bored. I could still at least give him the benefit of the doubt for being there, but my uncle actually hates him, and that is his right. Above all else this was one of the first red flags that should have risen for anyone that was willing to research what a liar and rancid human being he is.

Again here we are with a man who wants to be President who leaves sound bites out there like this one “You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. And if you don't, you get stuck in Iraq,” and he has been given one free pass too many with me and has been upgraded from “Dislikes Strongly” to “the Peckerhead” because I really have no other choice. Even if that wasn’t the most rotten thing I have ever heard that man say it was definitely the most thoughtless and cruel to the soldiers who are in Iraq. At the very least it is about time that we all admit that nominating this clown to be president when he is that cold and disrespectful, and simply believing that it is ok for him to say anything he wants without any fear of repercussions explains a lot about the ideologies of the people who are on the other side of the idle. For him to assume that making sound bites like that and actually becoming President is possible makes him a total idiot, regardless of how many people hate Republicans, hate Bush, hate the military, hate me, hate for the sake of hating combined, because it will never add up to the amount of people that will be terrified of a man like that actually being in charge of the people that he constantly brands as stupid and evil. Whether you like the Iraq war, or war in general, you still have to admit that it takes these men and women {most of which are actually smarter than you or I to even comprehend the amazing military technology that we have today} are what protects US from THEM, regardless of who THEM is at any given time in history. Constantly belittling the military men and women is NOT good policy from anyone!

As always it takes a big man to apologize and here is what the Peckerhead offered as his today in a total meltdown of a press conference, “I'm sick and tired of these despicable Republican attacks that always seem to come from those who never can be found to serve in war, but love to attack those who did. I'm not going to be lectured by a stuffed suit White House mouthpiece standing behind a podium, or doughy Rush Limbaugh, who no doubt today will take a break from belittling Michael J. Fox's Parkinson's disease to start lying about me just as they have lied about Iraq. It disgusts me." Hey I didn’t say that the Peckerhead was a big man, I was merely trying to point out what a big man would do. Unlike the Peckerhead I actually got all of my ducks in a row and didn’t ever attack him until he really begged me, and anyone else who is tired of this game, to do so. I have not lied about the Peckerhead in any way shape or form, and realistically I stand by my decision to call him the Peckerhead from now on too, because it is what he is and I don’t have to take any of HIS crap anymore just like nobody else should ever have to.

I haven’t brought up a single thing about the Peckerhead that wasn’t in reference to something he actually said, or the refutation of it from people who were systematically destroyed by the people who have been in total lockstep with the Peckerhead in the media. I could talk about the way he acquired his wealth, or the policies that he has fought for that have totally gone against either his faith or his principals depending on the faith and principals of who he happens to be speaking to at the time, but I could. I am just fed up with the Peckerhead, and the only thing good that has come from all of this crap that he spewed this time, was that he has finally done something that nobody else I can think of in recent memory has done. He has shut up all of his friends in Washington for the time being, because this election that they are supposedly going to walk away with didn’t need this. The election that has had them all running around thumping their chests has been getting disgraceful in all of their behaviors despite all of the finger pointing they have been doing at all of “us” people who disagree with them over petty crap, and now look at them all. Oh wait you can’t, they are all in hiding out of fear of questions that are going to start with “What do you think about what your colleague said?” ;8o)

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I don’t usually single people out in my blogs unless I am going to ruthlessly trash them because I have found that an endorsement from me can often get someone offhandedly discarded as being someone like me. It sounds rather rude or self centered to assume that but again I like to remind people of the quote from Dennis Miller “When I was a member of that other party the people in this party treated me a hell of a lot better than that party treats me now,” which is how I have come to know my opinions to be. I could give a shit if someone likes me or likes what I have to say, but the thought that who I am and what I believe is enough to create collateral damage to anyone who knows me has never been an easy thing to take. It’s pretty much why the Clinton theory of “don’t defeat, destroy” works so well actually since my conscience has never really been able to handle what happens to those around me, even if what happens to me is merely something to be laughed off. Here’s a person though that I want to bring up though because he is doing some amazing things that you won’t read about in the news, and unfortunately it is because it is a good thing, and that is so often under-reported in this country it actually does make me ill at times.

I’m sure everyone remembers the show “Cheers” when it was on. It was a hard show not to like because it was a rather light hearted comedy that basically made fun of itself for such a long time that it became part of the American Lexicon, as well it should have because despite the total lunacy that many of the cast members of that show have gone on to involve themselves in, the show itself managed to stay far away from it all. We’ve seen Ted Danson tell the world that certain political parties are indeed trying to do the outrageous things that even Tom Clancy wouldn’t put to paper. Woody Harrelson has probably done far worse. Kirstie Alley and her on again off again weight issues amongst other things, tend to bog the news now and again. George Wendt and another failed sitcom here and there, as well as Kelsey Grammar’s drinking issues despite how huge his show managed to become. The show itself was rather distant from all of these things and I thank God that they all managed to get over the top after the series was finished so not to turn it into a circus and a laughingstock long before it had seen it’s final episode. Instead we texaschainsawmassacre Sam Malone left alone with his bar as the final lights went out and that is the impression of “Cheers” that we were left with. There actually are people though who left that show and simply flew under the radar making a good living and actually helping people, yet we don’t think about them and this is where John Ratzenberger comes in.

Of course being a single father with three little evils’s scrambling around, I know that John Ratzenberger is still entertaining people frequently with his voice over’s in various children’s movies, and it is rather funny that the kids don’t know why I get an extra chuckle out of things when he brings that “Cliff Clavin” charm to a cartoon role. I also remember the funniest commercial I had ever seen with several seagulls {or maybe they were pigeons} chasing after a Nissan with the music to “Top Gun” playing in the background with the voice of John Ratzenberger playing out the scenes from “Top Gun” in the attempt to dirty the new Nissan. What I didn’t know about until I was listening to him on the radio last night was that he is a different type of activist, and listening to his passion and bravado about the things he cares about brought me to his website http://www.ratzenberger.com/ where I got to read more about his “Man About America” tour that he has been doing. The concepts and ideals that he is talking about are absolutely refreshing, and the fact that he isn’t doing it for anything other than making AMERICA better almost made me cry.

The basis of what he is trying to do is to teach children how to actually do things with their hands again. The menial, the overlooked, and the things that require actions to create your goals, are what he is talking about, as well as reminding children, that it does give you a sense of accomplishment in the end. He had so many good points that I had never really pieced together lucidly and had been complaining about for a long time, but unlike myself and most people he has some legitimate solutions to it all. He seems to blame the same things that I do in a lot of these regards from what I gathered, which would include the instant glamorization’s of “Those that can play a guitar” without the reminders that someone still had to “Make that guitar” and what he has been doing is going around the country encouraging those that are in the “mainstream” to remind people that it took others to get there. His star power, of course is a big plus in his ability to initiate a lot of his ideals, but the fact that he is using it is also a plus. The best part still is that he isn’t just using his star power to effect outcomes of things that he isn’t doing the footwork on himself. He isn’t petitioning government or elected officials to change things, he is walking between those that can help, and those that need help and doing it in a very logical manner. For all of this I commend him whole heartedly. The “guitar” quote that he used was from when he speaks one on one with Rock Stars and asks them to simply give a plug to the people that got them where they are “I’m happy you like the way I play this guitar but I want to remind you that the real hero’s are the ones who can make this guitar!” and has been getting a lot of people on board with this.

The possibilities are limitless of how it intertwines us all into more positive communities. His first really big endorsement of his ideas was from a major guitar manufacturer that loved the idea of giving away the parts to a guitar to those that can’t afford them, provided that they build it themselves. The notion that they could be creating either the next Eddie Van Halen, or the next Vic Firth, with the same gesture, while at the same time teaching the kids the appreciation of actually building their guitar and not just playing it is electrifying when you hear it being told by someone with John Ratzenberger’s passion. He was after all born in a very blue collar section of America {Bridgeport Connecticut} that is very slowly pulling itself out of the hell hole that it had become when the industries in that area all left. It’s actually a much larger problem then people understand as the manufacturing jobs are heading overseas at a rapid pace, but instead of blaming it on our government and cheap labor, we should place the blame in other places as well. John nailed this one as well and I almost wet myself when he did because I like everyone else get into those ruts where I believe that nobody thinks like me. A lot of the blue collar jobs are leaving this country because they are beneath us, or children today actually don’t have the manual dexterity to do them. Take it from a life long industrial worker, that is a very underestimated issue that nobody likes to talk about.

I’ve been watching the steady decline of industry in this area {a bit north of Bridgeport mind you} totally based on the fact that you can’t hire enough people to support your industry anymore. A lot of factories close up and move to Mexico or Asia because the people in Mexico and Asia can actually do the work. We have entire generations of children now that play video games, and sit on their computers with the television going, that reach the age of 18 now without ever learning how to put together or fix a bicycle {he managed to get bicycle manufacturers to donate bicycle pieces, and maintenance training videos as well to his effort} which was something that was very common when I was a kid. Children don’t play in a sand box anymore, and learn how to create things with the most rudimentary of materials, and as I said you can actually go bankrupt just trying to teach the younger generations today how to actually operate a wrench. I go through this every week with the new batch of workers and inevitably I HAVE to take the immigrant worker {legal mind you} to take the job because they can do it! This has nothing to do with pay as the company I work for pays in the 13 – 20 dollar an hour range regardless of what country you were born in. I realize that most people think it is moot because it is better for these kids to go to college and I agree, but people still have to build the computers they are going to use {yep he has that one covered too} and at this rate almost none of those are being built here either.

This country is at far less of an employment rut then people factor in and I thank God that there are people out there that are beating that drum. You may find it amazing that almost all of the Japanese cars are made in America. Toyota and Nissan have invested huge amounts of money to develop their work forces here in America where the labor force is able to complete their tasks and at a rate of pay that is very competitive with the rest of the world. The only car companies with a Japanese name that are building elsewhere realistically are those that have been bought by the American car companies. More and more of the American car companies are closing and moving to other countries based more on their poor financial structures and their backs being broken by unions than anything else. Other foreign company’s would love to tap into the American work force believe it or not as most of the factories I have worked for have been owned by interests outside of America. In every scenario that a company that I have been employed with has closed it has been based almost entirely on the lack of work force. Kids today won’t stand at a table and screw in bolts but Indians would be excited too. They all learned how to do it in school even, as they see it as their way out of poverty. Our insistence that these things aren’t good enough for us are what is working us into it. ;8o)

If you have the time please go check out John Ratzenberger’s site http://www.ratzenberger.com/ and see if it doesn’t energize you as well!

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Well it is going to be a Patriots free day tomorrow because the NFL let’s ESPN choose what games it gets on Monday Night after NBC chooses it’s Sunday night game. This is a big crock of crap because now once again I as a fan of the Patriots have to either choose between watching the game and walking around work like a zombie, if I can even get up at all, or I have to miss the game. I realize that the alternative of having a team that totally sucks like let’s say, I dunno, the “West Coast Teams” that are already in that stupid Monday Night football time zone, perhaps? Then just like all of the people out there that don’t have good football teams, I could simply not give a crap like they do. I know, I know, the San Diego Chargers and the Denver Broncos are pretty good, but matching them up every week with the likes of The Oakland Raiders, The San Francisco 49ers, The Arizona Cardinals, and even the Seattle Seahawks {minus their star running back, and star quarterback} would make for horribly boring football, but that is tough shit!

This whole Monday Night Football format in general is flawed because a large majority of the population in this country lives on the east coast and it is just plain stupid to have football games that go past midnight for us. That whole argument of the West Coast people not being able to see the games is a pile of crap too because they don’t even have a football team in the biggest city out there, and the real reason behind that might be greed, but if the people actually bought tickets to the games then it would after all be moot wouldn’t it? Chew on that for a moment when you are sitting up at 1am watching your team play football because Los Angeles wants to watch the game, because they don’t have a football team for a reason. Even the totally blind morons who think that they were screwed should realize that the Indianapolis Colts were posturing themselves to sneak out there until they realized one fact … THOSE FANS SUCK!

Now with that said, why the rest of us have to suffer through these late games isn’t exactly beyond me but what is beyond me is why we should care? The last West Coast team to actually put enough care into one of their teams to make the Super Bowl {aside from Seattle, which was an anomaly more than anything else} was the San Francisco 49ers. Once the salary cap was initiated that team became one of the jokes of the league as it has been totally incapable of managing itself. Is it the location? That wouldn’t seem to hold water as that portion of the country has the best weather and atmosphere in the country. It has the night life that players like, and in and of itself should be a place that players would be desperate to go to, but it obviously isn’t. The whole philosophy of running a football team totally went to hell once they couldn’t simply outspend people, and with that went the ticket holders. Across the bay you have the NFL home fore the old and criminally insane owned by Al Davis, and going by the moniker of the Oakland Raiders, but we won’t even go there when it comes to how NOT to run a football team. San Diego and Seattle appear to have a good philosophy but we have seen how good they are at coughing up the proverbial football when it counts. Arizona? {insert the laughing like a lunatic rolling around like he is masturbating smiley here} Again we are talking about teams that are called west Coast but really aren’t that even count as NFL teams in Denver, Kansas City, St Louis etc which probably aren’t too thrilled with staying up until 11 pm or Midnight themselves if the truth be told.

Now we have the extremely well run franchises out on the East Coast. The Patriots, The Steelers, The Colts {kinda} being punished for being better than all of the teams on the West Coast that basically stop selling tickets around week 8? Is it not bad enough that teams like this have to share their revenues with teams that are content to be bottom dwellers {Hello … Arizona? … When was the last time you won 8 games in the same season?} but now the fans of the teams that are NOT content with being in second much less last are made to suffer from week to week as opposed to the 2 or 3 times a year that we used to just mark it on the calendar that looney left coasters get to screw us up. Now we could simply be picked at random every other week to have to suffer for football? I bet Muffy, Brad, Bif, Buffy, and Todd are really just crying themselves to sleep at night wondering if they will have good football between their double dry, quintuple shot lattes over skim milk, at the local Starbucks. Perhaps the solution to this problem is if they simply got some football teams of their own and left ours alone, but what fun would that be? ;8o)

P.S. Fuck ESPN and their Monday Night Football too … They don’t even broadcast in Stereo. Why do they deserve good games either? What if the East Coast fans don’t have Cable? I’m calling the ACLU!

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I want to apologize to everyone who has looked to me over the last year to push forward the liberal agendas that I had promised to get progressed over that time span, but I was spending a lot of time flooding the internet with pornography and from time to time throwing out conservative spin in an attempt to make Republicans look bad. I don’t know how well it worked but let me assure you all that I haven’t forgotten about what really matters since I became a liberal operative a little over a year and a half ago, and although I am a bit upset that my freedoms of choice are still being denied to me, I shall not sleep until the issues that really matter to me and all of my left leaning brethren are finally incorporated fully! What snapped me out of that funk, I had been in, was when that wonderful beacon of hope Michael J Fox put his good reputation on the line to assist us in our agendas towards freedom, and I am here to help you all realize the full potential of such wonderful medical advancements that he is putting forth the famous face to aid.

About a year and a half ago I had finally broken through that horrible conservative mind set that I had been plagued with and you all were there to help me along in my new struggle to improve upon the many things that are just wrong with this country, and for that I want to thank you. I still need all of your help once again as I hope to bring “Fetus Juggling” into the mainstream where it belongs. This will not be an easy fight as the evil conservatives out there still want to keep my freedom to choose aborted fetuses as my juggling materials from me. I have called many of the clinics in the area demanding to have these things for my chosen art and they have time and time again denied me {because they are obviously in on the Republican conspiracy to treat these things as if they were at any time whatsoever a human being, and as we in the enlightened crowd know they never actually were} even though they are nothing more than refuse which is completely unfair! Thanks to the things I have found out while reading up on how horribly they treated Michael J Fox in Missouri, I learned that universities in Missouri are entitled to get these non humans for stem cell research at will. The brilliance that he executed in making it look like they don’t aside, I am still having my rights to choice denied to me, and I will stand for it no more!

I have also realized along the way that there are so many more things that we could be doing with these aborted non human fetuses that only an enlightened being such as myself could come up with, but the Republicans obviously are keeping me from. I wasn’t on my game when I was thinking of things like creating dog food and cat food with them as I now realize that that is silly because the fat and cholesterol content of an aborted fetus is not that great for pets. I have some alternative ideas to solve that problem later on don’t worry, but don’t worry my friends I have, as I said before devised some better uses for the leftover choices. Things like fertilizer for potted plants comes to mind because the composition of these things would give the best consistency you could possibly have for most house plants. I would imagine that grinding up these little choices and creating mulch or perhaps liquefying them for a more direct fertilization approach for things like tomatoes which thrive on rotting flesh. What better flesh to use than that of something that never actually had life to begin with? It should be completely guilt free as apposed to bacon scraps or something from an actual living creature, but we’ll get back to the matter at hand which is of course “Fetus Juggling.”

Now I am after all an excellent juggler, since I used to make damn good money hanging out in front of the Metropolitan Museum of Art when I was living in New York, but I am after all a little rusty since I moved to New Hampshire. I want to start with second trimester abortions because they should fit in my hands easier, and as I get better I can move up to the third trimester ones, but I am hoping that as soon as they get rid of all of the wrangling about moral issues in the whole cloning debate, and we finally all agree that those that think THAT is wrong are simply intolerant then I should be able to get my hands on much better artistic props for my juggling career. Think about actually getting my hands on the heads of clones and juggling those out on the street. Since, once again it is merely an issue of demonizing the idiots that think it is wrong to clone human beings, I just need to wait them out, but by having Missouri write it directly into their constitution that cloning is constitutional I should be juggling discarded heads within a year. This is a perfect scenario for me, since Missouri is setting up so many of their towns as the new Vegas alternatives, I would simply move down there and pick a street for my art. Think of how great this will be when they start actually cloning famous people like Michael J Fox and after they get whatever it is he needs out of the other Michael J Fox that they create and then since it wasn’t a human being there is no moral issues with him simply selling me the parts that I want to juggle. With a little practice I could have a Michael J Fox head, a Michael J Fox foot, and a Michael J Fox hand all juggling in the air while they throw me a Michael J Fox knee joint or whatever appeals more to the crowd {it will take time to find out what body parts get the best reactions as it is a new art} and then in the grand finale I could balance the cloned Michael J Fox shin bone on my chin. I’m telling you, this is going to be huge.

This could create a wonderful cottage industry too, since there really are no moral ramifications to all of this {unless you are a hate monger of course, and then the trick is to treat you like you are intolerant}, we could get people to clone themselves and sell the parts of their cloned bodies. Wonderfully enlightened people who are totally anti God {as they should be} and very much against those rotten people and their stupid moral issues like Rosie O’Donnell and Bill Maher could help show the world how silly all of this is by cloning themselves and selling me the parts so that I could juggle their heads, and feet etc. Wouldn’t everyone love to see me juggling a Rosie O’Donnell head and a Bill Maher head with my Michael J Fox head, and all of that? This just makes sense, since the common belief is that poor women would be perfectly happy to sell their embryos for research purposes and only an idiot would assume that that is a form of prostituting themselves, right? What better than to have the wonderfully intelligent famous people who preach these wonderful beliefs along with me to simply lend their support to get these important ideas of mine flowing. Imagine how wonderfully less invasive it is to just have people {especially women who are already so wonderfully blessed with “choice”} simply sell the rights to their cloning? I can see that catching on big and making a more healthy and caring form of dog food and cat food. I know it is hard to comprehend how far my compassion goes and the scope of my genius but it is just important to keep thinking up new uses for new technology after all. When I accidentally drop one of the heads I just pull another one out of the bag and toss the old one to a dog or something standing there watching with their master {or is that human friend?}. Waste not want not is what I always say.

Again the wonderful idea of creating alternative energy sources with the left over parts is still there as it was with the fetus recycling program that I had proposed in the past, just on a bigger scale. Think about all of the methane that can be made with the rotting parts left over from these clones. We simply need to convince Exxon/Mobile that there is a huge profit to be made in harnessing the methane and then denaturing the final remains in a speedier fashion to create another form of bio-diesel fuel. If this doesn’t work why shouldn’t we just grind up what is left and use it for a new form of protein shake? I mean seriously if recycled cheese oil is all the rage when it comes to body building supplements then you could only imagine what cloned protein would be able to accomplish. Then it just comes down to using the bones to make scrimshaw or some new form of ivory and we are talking about a 100 percent waste free product. I’m actually rather concerned that it might interfere with my juggling of these things to have all of these other wonderful ideas come to the forefront but the good news to all of you my left leaning brethren is that I am after all trying to advance progress. Just so long as I can live the American Dream of juggling fetuses on the street I am happy that you all can get something out of my work because we will be able to find more ways to get the clone parts and fetuses as soon as we convince the news media that it is the way of the future and the only thing standing in our way are those evil Republicans. As we all have been shown lately on every major news cast is that it takes real courage to overlook any ramifications to what we say as long we are Michael J Fox and we have real life issues that everyone agrees with. His total bipartisan effort to speak out on behalf of us Democrats and in a bipartisan way to have NEVER spoken for a single Republican {because realistically we all know that Republicans want people to die, and hate cures for diseases anyway} is a beacon for us who need the courageous support. Lord knows that Patricia Heaton is a total coward for speaking out against cloning and running counter ads even though it probably ends her career amongst the enlightened people in Hollywood, it’s all a ruse because as the nice man on the news told me between every sentence, she’s Pro Life, and we all know they are bad people who simply want Michael J Fox to die ;8o)

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I get three letters in the mail today from New Jersey from the E-ZPass system which is quite curious as I never go on any of the toll roads around here. For anyone who doesn’t know E-ZPass is the little transponders that you put in the front window of your car so that the tolls can take money out of an account that you set up for it kinda like the IRS when they take money out of your paycheck every week and keep it interest free for you until the end of the year, these guys just do it for you in lieu of stopping at a toll booth. The most curious part about it is that I don’t even use toll roads much less not have an ashtray full of change left over from the Dunkin Donuts drive thru to pay them if I ever did. I actually have made it a life ambition to avoid all tolls and highways to the best of my ability, so when I opened all three of the letters up and saw little black and white pictures of the back end of my minivan running tolls I was not too happy.

I realize that most people out there are blessed with at least one totally thoughtless person in their life but I happen to be blessed with several, so it was hard to figure out who or whom in this particular situation fucked me. I had to check the dates, and then try to remember who had my minivan on what given date so that I could ream them out properly, because there will be a plausibility argument from each of them regardless of who was doing who a favor and who was actually taking advantage of it. At first thought I bet you think it is pretty silly to have to actually keep a date book on who borrows your minivan purely based on who is going to commit crimes with it and until today I thought so too, but as I am writing this I have to remember who I am dealing with here, and in the end it makes me look stupid regardless. I am after all holding over 100 dollars in fines in my hand after being a nice person. That’s normal isn’t it?

I actually knew the two people it had to be, but I wasn’t sure if it was one or a combination of the both. These stupid infraction letters simply have toll booth numbers listed as the “locations of infractions” which do me no good in the long run and I don’t suppose that they even factored in that there would be people like me that would get these things and not know anything about it, and why should they? The obvious choice in it all would be Greektradgedius Intraining who always has my minivan because despite the fact that her and her husband makes roughly 4 times my annual salary, they are incapable of owning two vehicles that work, and I am. The not so obvious choice but equally as guilty would be EX3 who had my minivan a few weeks ago when I was sick and was watching after the kids. I still can’t even fathom the mentality of “I have someone else’s vehicle, so I can blow through the E-ZPass” system, but then again I happen to be a responsible person despite my inability to move far away from my family or acquire better taste in women. Again I have never believed that the world owes me a living.

After contacting both of them about their infractions and pointing out to them both that they are going to have to fill out the paperwork taking full blame for the incidents and hand them BACK TO ME because they are not trustworthy enough to simply fill them out and send them in themselves, the little light bulb went off over my head. The fact of the matter is that EX3 will actually be the only one paying for this, so I better at the very least get the forms filled out to clear my name. Greektradgedius Intraining will do what she always does {like when she has my vehicle for a month and I make her get an oil change on it because fair is fair} and simply go to Greektradgedius Inyiddish with a poverty sob story and get her to give her the money. This of course in the long and short of it will come directly from my paycheck anyway. Again as I am writing this I can’t believe that I live like this, but I do and it is totally based on my ability to be responsible and the women in my family being totally incapable.

It’s funny how that works and the whole “gotcha” mentality that goes into the whole thing. I made a huge production about selling my two vehicles and getting myself one more reliable vehicle a while back, and everyone just looked at me with that “sure you will” attitude written all over them. I pay the insurance, registrations, repairs and all of the other etceteras on 2 vehicles so that others can simply have one to use at will and not even respect the fact that it is NOT theirs. This is the same crap that my father would go through before me and his father as well, simply because of the fact that I cannot be without a back up vehicle. It happens to be one of the greatest phobias that I have actually because like everyone else when I was younger it made life miserable to be without a car. I also have the consideration of having 3 kids and no tolerance for them holding me hostage in my own vehicle with their screaming over each other and have to have a minivan for if I want to drive more than 2 miles away from the house with them, and at the same time need to have a car that doesn’t get 16 miles to the gallon for the times when they are not with me. These catch 22 scenarios make me a hostage to the irrational abilities of those around me to simply eat the marrow out of my bones.

Of course it is time for the huge production again about how I work hard to support my family and that people need to show some common decency, blah blah blah blah, and it will all get filed under, “There goes Jeremy and his long winded, whatever it was he was just talking about,” which had my stupid ass driving around all summer in a vehicle that had a dead animal caught in the heating/cooling system, while my other vehicle had been off with a family member. My attitude is still rather angry about that one and that dead animal is still in the heating/cooling system today {just fully decomposed so I can’t smell it anymore} but making my fan not work past 2. I can’t afford to fix it still because I am supporting other people’s irresponsibility I know, but you can’t fix things that have been broken at least 50 years, and I am not talking about the vehicles. The newest one from the mind of GTIY and GTIT is that GTIT and her husband are going to move in here with us, which I didn’t even bother to get mad about or even say no to. It got the same answer that everything else does. “I have 12 years until I can legally throw out the youngest one, and then like my father before me I am going to be gone from this area completely, never to be seen again, so I just don’t care anymore,” which is what they simply expect rather than try to fix ;8o)

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I need to whip out my English to Bullshit dictionary here because it has been a long day of having to decipher what I am hearing, so I am hoping to share some of these brain droppings with anyone that is reading. Some of my references are going to be vague and I just don’t have any time to do direct quotes and I of course have a bitchy old lady standing right here who won’t shut up. Fortunately she reads over my shoulder and just walked off in a huff, but walking off was the important part. Now back to where I was trying to get to. First and foremost I want to address the Michael J Fox issue in Missouri which too many people won’t talk about and to the detriment of society. I think it is wonderful the he has opinions about stem cell research, and that he wants to talk about Jim Talent, and that he has the opportunity to do so but he is after all full of shit and I don’t care if he is stricken with a horrible disease, he has no right to manipulate people.

My heart bled for the man as it did Christopher Reeves, but like the deceased Christopher Reeves I have no tolerance for the lies disguised as desperation anymore. His insinuation that the right to clone human beings {which is the actual law that is being voted on inclusion into the Missouri Constitution} equates to the same thing as stem cell research that most people are discussing amongst themselves is outrageous. The fact of the matter is that ALL FORMS of stem cell research are one hundred percent legal in Missouri RIGHT NOW, and not one person on this planet is going to convince me that Michael J Fox simply doesn’t know that. Universities in Missouri are using embryonic stem cells for research right now, and Michael J Fox LIED, and I don’t give a shit if he is on his death bed from leprosy, he needs to be held accountable for LYING.

Of course, he’s a famous person, and he cares, and we care, but we are obviously too lazy to even start to discuss the real amendment that is being discussed so I will. There are people like myself in this world who actually are humanists unlike the celebrity crowd who is oppressionists, and I do not endorse the taking of a human life that does not deserve it. On the other side of the coin I DO endorse taking a human life that deserves it. This does not mean that I'm in favor of people suffering needlessly, or for people to be forced to live with the debilitating diseases that Michael J Fox have. With that said, nobody is willing to talk about what cloning is and what it is used for, and it is the same crap that I am forced to see violently avoided when it comes to abortion. I am not even going to get into the whole insinuation that Michael J Fox is really trying to impose on everyone. and that is that Jim Talent wants people to die. Just the fact that he said that Jim Talent wanted to outlaw stem cell research was bad enough, and a totally conscious lie.

Back to the actual law that would make cloning legal. Cloning means exactly what it says, and since nobody wants to talk about it I will spell it out. To “clone” a human heart for example you actually have to clone a human. A HUMAN FUCKING BEING, and then you have to determine that the human being that you created with all of the same brain potential and feeling potential and LIFE as the human that you are trying to save now has to be murdered so that you can take the heart. DUH? I am allowed to have questions about these things damnit! I shouldn’t have to elaborate on these things were it not for the fact that there are a lot of people in this world that seem to think that people actually are cattle and to be farmed and those of us that have issues with this are the bad people, and I still have yet to call anyone on the other side a bad person. These double standards are infuriating, and it is what polarizes people towards each other. It’s the same thing that we have been going through for decades in the abortion debate, as there are some people in this world that believe that a life is being ended, and those that don’t. Again why do those that do have to deal with the brunt of being told they are the bad people all this time. I can’t even translate that bullshit, so do it yourself.

Now onto the embryonic stem cell debate which to be honest with you all I have never really cared about, because embryos are going to be destroyed in this country by the millions every year with or without my permission so I have accepted that research will be done with them. What really pisses me off about it all though is that EVERY legitimate piece of scientific research on embryonic stem cells is that they are a growing failure. It is also one hundred percent legal to use embryonic stem cells for anything you want in this country it is just NOT funded by tax payers. We have seen how many billions of dollars can be made by coming out with a pill that will give a man a boner, so don’t give me any shit about how funding on embryonic stem cells can’t be found. If you can find a cure for something with them then you will make billions and it takes the most deranged to deny it. The fact of the matter is that they can’t fix anything with any of the research that they have come up with, and they are being played with in every corner of the world as we speak. At last count there is 74 major medical breakthroughs that have been created by Stem Cells and they are ALL using ADULT Stem Cells. Oh well.

The bullshit meter is really tipping the scales though on the whole Madonna thing as I had to endure all of the news clips from her and the sycophants that were in the audience of Oprah who all wanted me to know that Madonna is a good person and people like me are just finding ways to pick on her good deeds. I happen to think that the double standards surrounding that whole cabal with Madonna and her new accessory is insanity at best. Let’s just start at the beginning here with the English to Bullshit dictionary here. First we have a rich woman who is setting up orphanages as long as her religion is taught. It is a religion that is not practiced in the country whatsoever, but I personally don’t have a problem with that. What I do have a problem with is that if it had been in the name of Christianity people would have been FURIOUS, and the news would have been tearing the whole thing down, which is fine I am used to it. Second we have a country which does NOT allow adoption by outsiders, but they will skip that rule this time. Fine, that stuff happens. Third she picked a child that was NOT an orphan, and takes full advantage of the ignorant father and grandparents who doesn’t have a clue what is going on in all of this. Let’s assume that it was a mother and a man who was taking the child away from there, and you have to be pretty disingenuous to say that you don’t get the picture of the outrage going on throughout the world. This is just insane!

What is the real end game in all of this, because I hate to break it to you all, but the logical solution to it all would have been to bring the baby back and pick a different one who doesn’t have a family, but I’m sure that she is really attached to the child by now. I seriously can see no real reason to be doing this and torturing the father of that child. I would like to say that she is crazy, or that she is just demonstrating the real power that she has to everyone or something along those lines. I could go on and on with some sort of Art Bell style aliens and tin foil hats scenario, but realistically I can’t even really try to convince anyone that I have a clue what is going through that woman’s mind, but what makes me really scared and saddened is that there are actually people in the world that think this is ok in any way. I realize that she is famous and that gives her a wide birth, and this is the same thing that we are forced to go through with Tom Cruise and his constant brow beating about his cult, but in the name of decency can we not just start to label people that show this level of contempt for everyone else?

I have to go into “Minister Mode” on everyone for a moment which I actually try not to do too often {because let’s face it I am not a very good representative of the church} but I used to use a sermon when I was preaching in the prisons on Sundays, and it was very effective. Whether you believe in God or the Bible it is important to remember that regardless of what sacred, ancient, historical, or even recent document you read that there really is only one thing that is evil, and always signifies the downfall of anyone, or especially the downfall of those that follow them, and that one thing is Vanity. It was the overwhelming beauty of God’s most beautiful Angel that cast him out of heaven, as most have forgotten that the Angel Lucifer was no more powerful than any other omnipotent being he was merely love drunk with his own beauty. It was the thing of almost all children’s fables as the witch had cast a spell on Snow White purely for being more beautiful than her. It was the very thing that took Judas Iscariot from being one of the most trusted of Jesus Christ’s disciples who held the money for all of them and in the end was not selling Jesus to the Romans in his own mind he was selling the Romans to the wrath of God as he had believed in the power of Jesus more than the mercy, and really did believe that in the end Jesus and God would destroy the Roman Empire for even thinking of harming him. His own ego, and vanity was the reason that he killed himself before Jesus had even died.

I used to site as many examples as my head could produce at the time and then conclude that we all can overcome this in some way whether it was from religion or just by doing the next right things, and remembering that we are NOT God and nothing else. NOBODY is beneath redemption and that is NOT a religious statement as I had said you can simply do the next right thing and continue to do that. Those that are incapable of ever doing the next right thing or worse yet simply unwilling are the ones that we need fear, and look at what is happening around us, and tell me that it isn’t damaging to the very fabric of decency that we are not allowed to have our own views on what is right or wrong. We then willingly excuse people for bad behavior and then we allow them to represent our differences between right and wrong. It all comes back to get us all unfortunately ;8o)

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The day was a bit too productive at the Pink Mafia Headquarters {PMHQ} for everyone’s favorite Super Villain turned Super Hero Superdaddyman as again the dreaded Pink Mafia had made people simply “disappear” in their work capacities. The Caped Pervader was busy indeed running contraband from one end of the warehouse to the other all day, as he normally does, but at a much higher volume, to notice the evil that was again lurking throughout the strange bowels of the sinister world that only a brave crime fighter like Superdaddyman can defend the entire unknowing world from. There’s a new kid in town seeking to replace the Superdaddyman as the under boss to the Capo Di Tutti Fruiti King George the Blind {KGB}, and like the many before him he has not gotten on board with the understanding that kissing the ring of the last under boss to remain in the company of the vile Pink Mafia yet.

This seems to be a problem in the hideously soft under belly of the Pink Mafia world today. The lack of respect for one’s elders could truly lead to the ruination of the Mafia structure in such endeavors, and in the disguise of that simpering weenie Jeremy Crow, this new prospect like the many before him should have no clue as to the real nature of the Superdaddyman that lurks behind the vacant stare of one Jeremy Crow. Cue my evil music so that we can explain the scenario better “go! ... corrosive tainted by my sin ... i'm spilling blood and i can hardly contain it ... corrosive hallowing the hand ... stiffened i eat away ... eat, eat into the surface ... yeah, you push it ... yeah, you push it ... yeah, you push it ... you, you push it ... you, you push it ... you, you push it” and with that backdrop blaring into the total evil to which the Superdaddyman is truly capable of we may now continue.

This new kid “The Jackal” tries to play both sides of the coin, but his lack of age {19} keeps him from being a major player in the Pink Mafia structure. Thinking back to when we all were 19 years old, you can’t exactly remember any wonderful victories that you actually maintained over anyone older in the “cunning and manipulative” department now can you? Well of course you can’t! At 19 years old the only really good cunning and manipulation any of us could do involved being naked and hoping you didn’t get caught and that was mostly because the people that you were committing it on were either 18 or 19 themselves and of course equally as un-jaded and/or stupid as well. This kid thinks he is stepping up to the big leagues and worse yet against the alter ego of one of the greatest criminal minds {used for good now of course} in the known world, Superdaddyman! The fact that Superdaddyman has no desire to be naked and never hopes to “not get caught” with this little twit doesn’t help his case either.

Originally this poor lad had taken shelter underneath the wing of the wise and powerful Superdaddyman in an attempt to survive his infancy in the structure of the Pink Mafia, and with the encouragement of the Superdaddyman he had become a major player in the eyes of KGB, but at all times with the approval of said Mob leaders only remaining former Under Boss. Without these endorsements he would have been relegated to the menial jobs that the mere henchmen in the war are always lost within. Superdaddyman of course found his abilities to be promising at best and reckless at worst and of course anyone who has fallowed the infamous career of the Superdaddyman knows that that is a combination that he simply can not resist. Upon finally acquiring the real power of becoming a runner for the Pink Mafia {someone who carries the pallets from the production floor to the warehouse} he was finally at the upper echelon of thugdom in the Pink Mafia structure. He also happens to be bringing the contraband from the production floor to the area that Superdaddyman happens to be in charge of it, and for that there is a price, and that price being the intent on competency in his ability to do it. This is where the problems in lie.

With more and more of the “warehousing” faction of the Pink Mafia simply “disappearing” like happens to most cut rate Mafia types, there has been an extended burden placed on the Superdaddyman to maintain a certain sense of “normalcy” in the specific locality that Superdaddyman patrols in the warehouse of PMHQ. It is of the utmost caveat that the “runner” keeps his side of the street clean, hence the abilities of even the greatest Super Hero we all know can be hindered substantially and that is not acceptable. The boy wonder decided that instead of following the well thought out advice of the Superdaddyman {“Hey asshole stop stacking the pallets crooked, or I can’t line up the rows”} that the end game would be to try and besmirch the proud name of the Superdaddyman instead {“Geooooooorgeeeeee … He’s picking on me”} and this can not be tolerated. Busy beyond anything that mere mortals could ever comprehend is not a good enough excuse to keep the Superdaddyman from doing what he does best and that is to commit heinous EEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL!

Now mind you, the trick to pranking as I have tried to teach all of you fine girls and boys is to make it relevant to the people above the person you are pranking. To simply do something evil without it serving the interests of the person above the person that you are pranking is simply counterproductive. If you manage to instill some sort of “meaning and purpose” to your pranks that somehow assist the KGB in making his point at the same time then you have not only managed to make life hell for the person you are pranking but make life easier for the person who holds power and you want to stay in favor with. Now assessing the situation with the striking keen mind of a leopard stalking his prey the Superdaddyman of course was able to find the one thing that KGB is always harping on “the victim” about {bitching, moaning, whining, but who’s keeping track} out in the smoke shack where any good crime fighter knows is the place to keep your finger on the pulse of any good organization. The fact that he happens to share the same vice that all of the “runners” before him happened to have makes it a bit easier as I have had this plan in the works before and a sudden “accident” with the last runners “employment” negated the need for using it, and we are extremely busy after all and need quick solutions today. This of course is a timing prank so it will need the assistance of others in the general vicinity to pull it off. People think that learning to speak Serbian has gotten me nowhere when in reality it has been better than the Navajo code that the United States used against the Japanese during World War 2.

The beep occurred on the Superdaddyphone signaling to our favorite Super Hero that The Jackal had left his position atop the throne of the runner {aka “fork truck”} and if his usual traits held true he would be gone for roughly 5 minutes to do whatever it is he does instead of working which usually makes him get behind and thus stack the fucking pallets poorly. With his “cat like” pouncing abilities the Superdaddyman was all over it, as he made his way to the fork truck that was positioned near the line 1 box maker, to do what needed to be done. The task was quick and effortless as the Superdaddyman had it all calculated perfectly, and was gone as fast as he had appeared with a thumbs up from one of his Bosnian secret agents giving him the thumbs up on his was out of the location.

The only thing left for the Superdaddyman to do was wait on his fork truck for the signal that “Operation Get The Punk” {OGTP} had been a success. Superdaddyman was barely back in position behind the wall when he heard the booming voice of King George saying “Well that will keep your ass on the fork truck won’t it! Bout' Time!” which was the official sign that the pool of hot glue hadn’t hardened before the Jackal sat back down on his truck. The laughter by King George as he walked by the Superdaddyman on his way to the smoke shack was the icing on the cake. It is always important to remember the most important things in all Pink Mafia and other life’s endeavors. To be the man you have to beat the man, and while you ain’t the man, beware the man ;8o)

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If you ever thought that it couldn’t get any worse in America with the whole illegal immigration debate being so distorted and out of control then I am ready to throw some more gasoline on that fire. We have to sit and listen to the insufferable sycophants in this country constantly butchering the English language to make things that are simple logic seem far more confusing. The term “illegal” is often left out of anything having to do with who does and does not belong in this country merely in an attempt to bring useful idiots on board, who think somehow it makes you a racist to desire illegal immigrants to be cast out of this country as opposed to being welcomed in. By simply removing the word “illegal” then it makes the situation look like it isn’t a criminal activity, and then the more enlightened people {or so THEY think} can walk around really proud of their stupidity instead of ashamed of it when they say “This country was founded by immigrants” or throw around how Europeans stole this land from “Natives” so I have devised a way to really put all of this absurdity into a much broader perspective.

Along the same lines of people not paying attention to what is going on we are allowing the same Senator who formulated the last illegal immigrant amnesty program do it again, in the form of Ted Kennedy. He hasn’t changed a single wording on the original bill that he had gotten through the Senate back in the 60’s and has been the total blueprint for what we are supposed to be doing, and haven’t been for over 40 years. Now as we are poised to simply allow all of these people who not only didn’t legally enter or remain in this country to begin with another opportunity to simply stay and vote in our elections, the question really needs to be asked if we are going to actually fix the problem or are we going to simply do this again in another 20 years. The answer to that question is, of course we are going to do this in another 20 years because it is all about cheap labor to the Republicans, and impoverished voters for the Democrats, and the people who are against it do not have a voice, AT ALL.

The truly ridiculous in all of this comes in the form of a trial that finally ended recently in Texas over an incident that took place back on February 17 in Fabens Texas. Jose Alonso Compean and Ignacio Ramos were sentenced to 12 years and 11 years respectively in a federal penitentiary for a shooting that took place along the Texas – Mexico border at the Rio Grande River. The person whom they shot Osbaldo Aldrete-Davila was a Mexican citizen that was on the United States side of the border and he was acting rather suspiciously in his van and when he decided to make a run for it the border patrol officers took off after him. Compean managed to corner Davila but after Ramos heard gunfire and saw Compean on the ground he shot at Davila and didn’t think that he had hit him because he just kept running for the border, but apparently he had in the buttocks. After Davila made it safely back to Mexico, he filed charges against the two border patrolmen because like any good drug smuggler on the Mexican border he knew that they aren’t allowed to fire their weapons.

Now the Federal Government who is trying to make me believe that they are going to finally solve the illegal immigration issue if I just give them a chance to prove it, did what they thought was best in this situation, and that was to immediately give Davila immunity {because after all he did have almost 800 pounds of marihuana in the van he left in America} and bring him back to El Paso for free medical attention. They then placed the two border patrolmen in custody, and in a very Kangaroo like court they placed them in front of U.S. District Court Judge Kathleen Cardone, who was NOT placed in her position by some left wing lunatic like Jimmy Carter, but by George W Bush in 2003. The sentencing is under appeal, but the chances are pretty bad even though three of the jurors have admitted to being coerced into their guilty verdicts and regret it after the sentencing. This is to be swept under the carpet and although I like the President on a lot of issues I will tell you right now that his illegal immigration policies are enough to make me often side against him. These two men are merely sacrifices on a greater alter that I don’t want anyone to misinterpret.

I know I am beating a dead horse when I bring up that most of the illegal immigrants that are in America don’t actually want to be Americans. They want to take the money from our coffers and send it elsewhere to the tune that the largest economic factor in the Mexican economy is the amount of US dollars that go to that country. The fact that the country of Mexico is an OPEC nation and that it produces a ton of Oil yet the money being funneled into that country from illegal workers in the United States overshadows it in their economy is just scary. Listening to Vicente Fox talk to the people of his own country in the terms of “Retaking the lands that America stole from Mexico” and seeing the way that George W Bush and the Immigration Department are simply the “Bitch” of the Mexican government shows me that we have a much scarier ordeal befalling us. I still shake my head at all of those rallies that were going on in this country for illegal immigration, and the fact that not one INS agent was present at a single one {lets face it if they really were ever going to do anything about illegal immigration then showing up with thousands of INS agents at large gatherings of civil disobedience being held by them would have been a pretty easy way of doing it} shows me that like those two agents that were doing their job, I am not very important.

I happen to live by a state that is working on the legislation to make itself an official “safe haven for illegal immigrants” state right now. The people call up the talk shows there and they all whine about how their car insurance and medical bills are going through the rood. They all know that the reason why is because illegal immigrants not only don’t have to have these things, but can’t be arrested for driving without a license, and can’t be turned away at the emergency room either. I heard a good joke the other day that “a Republican in Massachusetts is a Democrat that went to the emergency room,” because you literally could bleed to death waiting the hours it takes to get all of the illegal immigrants their medications that they are there for so they don’t have to pay for those either. It’s no different in any state in the country; it’s just a little more profound in the ones that are claiming themselves to be “safe haven” states of course. This isn’t even taking into account those that simply drive across the borders with almost 800 pounds of marihuana knowing full well that they aren’t even allowed to be shot at.

Until I heard about that trial I have pretty much stayed out of the whole “illegal immigration” debate, despite the fact that it has been effecting every facet of life around me. Now that I know for sure that there is no plan in place to deal with any of them except to punish anyone who tries to stop it I can’t in good conscience sit by and say nothing. It’s that old story about when they came to take this person and that person I said nothing but when they came to take me there was nobody else to say something. They’re coming to take us all. I learned that from the Bosnians that I work with, who tell me stories about why they actually fled their country many years AFTER the conflict with Serbia that our last President got us involved with. Despite all of the wonderful stories that we DON’T hear about life in Bosnia DURING the US occupation {we’re still there despite the quagmire we hear about in Iraq and how we are there too long daily … yes we are still in Bosnia} there are two factors that nobody in power wants you to know about here because it changes our outlooks on not only illegal immigration but also Iraq. First and foremost that country has been in civil war, and not with Serbia, but between East and West Bosnia, and it was the influx of illegal immigrants that has been causing most of it. Sound familiar? ;8o)

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I am losing my mind trying to understand the direction that the State of Massachusetts is going now. I have said it a million times that Massachusetts is simply a state that teeters on the side of a toilet bowl, and the only thing that has kept it from falling in completely is the small amount of balances that they have remaining on their checks. The legislature in the state is over 80 percent Democrat, and although it always has been that way for decades it is a different type of Democrat then it was 20 years ago. You see the state has always been Democrat and at one time the two party systems had meant that you had Liberal Democrats and Conservative Democrats and that is gone now as the trend in the Democratic Party is to eliminate any of the Democrats that stray off the reservation. Massachusetts was the first state to totally eliminate the conservatives from their party, like you are seeing happen in the state of Connecticut right now with Joe Lieberman.

Now back in the days of Mike Dukakis the state had gone so amazingly Liberal that Mike Dukakis literally had signed over 175 pardons and commutations of serious criminals within his first 45 days in office. There wasn’t a person in the state that could do anything about it, and in the end we all remember what had happened when he ran for president and Dick Gephardt {no conservative himself} had gotten his hands on the evidence of Willie Horton that Mike Dukakis had freed from prison and went on a killing spree. I realize that a lot of people look back to John F Kennedy, and think that Democrats have their conservatives, but by today’s standards, they are not welcome, and John F Kennedy would not be allowed to be a Democrat today, as Reagan had been chased out of that party around the time that Kennedy was assassinated. The state of Massachusetts had one salvation left as they stared at the swirling water of the toilet bowl, as higher taxes, softer crime standards, larger welfare roles, less freedoms, and all of the other things that actually do happen in the most Liberal bowels of the Democratic Party, and the conservative Democrats that were left became Republicans. Most of these conservatives didn’t do it because they wanted to, but because they had to, as Mike Dukakis and his crowd were out of control. The rest moved out of the state, and pollute everywhere they go as Democrat means more than philosophy to them.

The House and the Senate in Massachusetts became even more liberal with each passing year but at the very least, the state maintained a Republican governor to keep some sort of balance, but there is no veto that can not be over-ruled with the amount of Liberal Democrats that all walk in lockstep. The conservative Democrats and Independents that have managed to keep the only check left have either been dying off leaving the state or being beguiled by their own indifference to anything but maintaining status under the donkey’s ass. Worse than that is the fact that none of the Republicans that have been elected aside from Romney {more on that in a bit} were true Republicans anyway, as they had to pander to the amazingly liberal electorate in Massachusetts that the people who are governor at best are simply Democrats that don’t like to spend money as much. Mitt Romney was indeed a conservative, but he loses all credibility in this argument for several reasons that I hope keep him out of the White House as well. First and foremost is the fact that he has been a horrible spokesperson for a state that is indeed a shithole, but he has merely used it as stepping stone to a presidential campaign and what he has actually fixed {which is quite a bit actually} is far overshadowed in my mind by his using the state that he is the spokesperson for as a punch line to almost every joke. Democrats have been bringing that up a lot lately, but I am allowed to talk about it and they aren’t because they are the reason that the state is a joke, and I am just an outsider laughing about it. I still find what Romney is doing to be a sad statement on what wasn’t a half bad governor for the 2 months {if you add up the days that he has actually acted like a governor together} that he has done the job. I have no respect for the man as he hasn’t proven to me that he wouldn’t do it to the entire country if he were elected President.

Now with all of that said here is the real problem that faces the state of Massachusetts as I see it with an “outsiders” perspective. I have made mention of how the state is hellbent on electing their first black governor, in an attempt to finally convince the country that they aren’t racists. The average voter in the state doesn’t see how insane they all look anyway in the way they behave, and how they will sell their souls in the attempt to continue to ignore reality. The woman that is running against him is skinny, rich and pretty so listening to the women in the state explain why they aren’t voting for her is a pretty good statement on why women truly have a harder time succeeding, as apposed to the standard line of “men keep us down.” The comedy in all of the talk stations simply opening up their lines to women and letting them explain why they are voting for Patrick needs absolutely no show host intervention. The shows I have listened to have simply let them prattle on about everything from how her hair looked to the fact that they can just tell she is a bitch by looking at her. It’s really sad actually but the way everyone is behaving now as questions are brought up about the man’s desperate need to excuse all criminals of wrong doing is very scary.

Yes Deval Patrick was a defense attorney for most of his adult life, and yes he did work for the Clinton administration as a “civil rights” attorney. This tends to be the excuse for his behavior during his free time or what he did when he was given any real authority. His passion as the lead “Civil Rights” attorney for the federal government was notifying prisons that they were going to be subject to major penalties by the federal government if they didn’t take care of their abuses on prisoners. The Super Max prison in Maryland that had had the most hardened criminals in the country was being harassed by Deval for years for abuses like “under inflated basket balls”, “warm tuna fish and juice”, but the one that needs to stick out as it pertains to the worst of Deval Patrick is “the lack of privacy during therapy sessions” because an armed officer was to be sitting in on all of the therapy sessions. This was in place because prisoners would start pulling out their genitalia and playing with themselves in front of the woman who was the prison therapist.

The answer to this from the Patrick “Civil Rights” department was that either the guard should wait outside the door and be allowed to enter after it had been established that the criminal was exposing himself, or she shouldn’t be working in a prison. I guess that women don’t have civil rights to this man.

Now I am not saying that off hand either, he has a hell of a lot more offenses in the arena of being intolerant to women’s right over the need of protecting criminals. I had talked about his rabid defense of LeGere who raped a 59 year old woman for over 8 hours, almost killing her and how he had written letters on his behalf without looking at the evidence or even meeting the man. The people who want him to be governor immediately defend him by saying that he was a defense attorney but he was never THIS MAN’S defense attorney, and even though the man was black he never asked for a retrial he demanded immediate parole. He ended up giving the man the 5000$ for the DNA test that PROVED that he did it, and then he lied about the entire thing to everyone until he finally had to admit he did all of this. Three weeks ago he told the local news shows that the man was “”Well Spoken” and “Thoughtful” and knowing what he does now he would have done the same thing. In a new commercial by the Healy campaign she asks the question “Would a woman ever compliment a brutal rapist?” and then hypothesized that “Deval Patrick shouldn’t be governor, he should be ashamed,’ and all I can think as I hear that is YES EXACTLY! This isn’t the end of it all though despite the fact that if he had actually paid attention to this brutal rapists case, he would have known that this creature had been upgraded in security threat 2 times while he has been incarcerated, and one of those times because he had found a way to actually call the woman while he was in prison to torture her further. He advocated for the man’s immediate release purely because he was black and articulate, without knowing anything else.

I am not here to simply bring up a past issue with Deval Patrick I am here to totally create over-kill and pile on a bit you see, as I bring up something that he thinks is NOT a public matter and everyone has decided isn’t a campaign issue. I think it is again an issue of the character of the man and his selective memory as it pertains to who he actually represents. His brother in law was brought into the campaign a week or so ago, as a newspaper in the area had found out that he was a convicted rapist. He went to prison for raping his wife {Deval’s Sister} and he hadn’t registered for the sex offender registry. Now I can see where on the surface this looks like a “nobody’s business” sort of issue except the sex offender registry is EVERYONE’S business. That is why we have it from what I have been told over the years. The fact that Deval’s brother in law lives in the same town as Deval would make it a pertinent issue to Deval if it were someone else, I imagine. If you want to believe that that isn’t an issue still how about the statement from Deval afterwards, “I didn’t know that he had to register himself with the sex offender registry when he moved to this state,” and that is where the alarms on a normal person would go off. You were a civil rights attorney who didn’t know that a convicted rapist who served time in prison for it had to register for the sex offender registry? You want to lead the state after saying that? The women in this state want to vote for you overwhelmingly? Are you kidding me?

Now that incident is over and the news media is all over Kerry Healy because she has commercials bringing up LeGere, the women hate her because she is a big meanie head, and Patrick was allowed to simply hold a press conference saying that his brother in law and his sister had reconciled and go to church and until now their children didn’t know anything about it. He was allowed to blame the Healy campaign for bringing it up, and when she demanded an apology because she had nothing to do with it again she is just a bitch. Their children just so you know are all adults now, so if they indeed do not know about it, then it is just more adults that that family don’t think need to know what rapists live in their neighborhoods. It went from being B-Rate comedy to something that makes me scared even if I don’t have to live in that state but it is important for me to remember that all of the criminals that Mike Dukakis let out of prison all came to New Hampshire to continue their criminal ways. It reminds me of what Castro does with his criminals when he simply puts them all on boats and sends them all sailing towards Miami. The other side of the coin is that when Deval wins the Governor’s seat in Massachusetts I will have plenty of things to pick on about that state in my blogs because the state will totally be taken over by the most left leaning faction of the Democratic Party completely. We are lucky that law abiding citizens in New Hampshire are allowed to own guns, but the more people they chase out of that state the more people come here and change our laws because once again, they never learn. Of course now I am more afraid then ever that it will be the women that voted for Patrick running for their lives when they realize what they have done, and we have had skinny, rich and pretty Governors here. I’m sorry I should say that we used to anyway ;8o)